lol,while surfing the net,came on this website,shows alot of dumb & Funny stuffs,heres a little of what it put,nah the website-rather lame lah but i now mth much to do,http://members.iinet.com.au/~cwills/rtwfun1.html



ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

9) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
10) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
11) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
12) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
13) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

14) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
15) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
16) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
17) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
18) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report is on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
19) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
20) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
21) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
22) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
23) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
24) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:"Do you hear that?" "What?""Never mind, it's gone now".
25) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
26) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
27) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
28) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
29) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

Yay!!!Finally Holidays Le....So Happy,filled with joy & Freedom,sry i long time never blog le :P.Now Waiting for someone to give me back a reply to work as a worker,giving out flyers,& I will be attending Guitar Classes From now on,dunno if i'm gonna be happy or what,quite excited but i scared the theory which i hears its like damn lame & Boring,Firsty need to learn the normal Guitar then i shall Learn Electric Guitar.Well I Oso Actually Tot of Going Of Japanese Classes,see see if anyone interested to look for one centre,my house nearby aint got any jap schools only Korean schools.....then only Jap School That i know its at Changi & at Jurong Area there,so rather hard to get there,so i now looking for private one lor or maybe even the CCs lors?!?!?!?!Today i gave the subject thingy to the school,scared & Worried that i might choose the wrong subjects lor.well,i have 2 months more then i will have to wear long pants,BOOOOOO!!!!!hate long pants!!!!!!!so Warm Inside,I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!DAmmit lors Then i will have to tuck in my uniform,SHIT,those who knows me,i always tuck out my shirt the & i will have to iron the uniform cos its tucked in & will create 'Wrinkles'


The Flipside Lyrics-The Click Five


Flipside Lyrics


It's been a long long time since everything was cool
I shoulda seen it coming but i guess i'm not the only fool
there's something growin on the outside
too much missin on the inside
should i waste my time and let you lead me on and on
and on and on?

waiting for the day when i'm complete
without you i'm
doing what i can to let you be
making sure there's nothing showing on the outside
something's dying on the inside
i'm still broken but i'm free
i'll see you on the flipside

i've got a bruised up heart
but i'm still hanging out
i should take it easy but i'm still gonna get around
there's something growing on the outside
too much missing on the inside
should i waste more time when everything is done

and done and overdone

waiting for the day when i'm complete
without you i'm
doing what i can to let you be
making sure there's
nothing showing on the outside
somethings dying on the inside
i'm still broken but i'm free
i'll see you on the flipside

i'll see you on the flipside
nothing showing on the outside
somethings dying on the inside
waiting for the day when i'm complete
doing what i can to let you be
nothing showing on the outside
somethings dying on the inside
i'm still broken but i'm free
i'll see you on the flipside

SUNDAY
Sunday was one damn fuck crazy & tiring Day Cos i was With My dad,Cycling like siao!!!,Firstly At 3pm,my dad & I went to cycle.OUr Home was at Paya Lebar,so my dad & I Cycled from Paya Lebar at 1st but then we went to Bedok Reservoir,but after both of us reached there we both felt not tired enught so we both decided to got Pasir Ris,Our Next Destination,but when we reached Pasir Ris,Still Not Tired,Cycled For 2hrs already,so we both decided to cycled to Changi Airport,Which was Crazy,but we both still cycled there,when we reached there,its about 6pm,nid to be home to eat at &pm,But went we both reach there my dada & I Althought abit tired,We Decied To cycled All the way To Marine Parade,so we both cycled like xiao lang,espically my dad & I were beside the airport Runway.Cycle There its like suicide man,Damn Fucking Long!!!!!!!!!Took 45Minutes at full speed to reach the end of the runway,but that was not the end,we still had to take the road to Marine Parade,which was damn Dangerous,Cycling at the high way lor,its damn Dangerous & Scary.After Cycling to Marine Parade,We Finally Managed to cycled home Safetly,Fun Lor

MONDAY
School,had some boring lectures about road safety,not to cycle in Expressways,After school,i Went to play soccer With Azlan,Dinnie,Daimain,Jonathan Kwok,David Phoon,Daryl Chua,Sherwin,Taukif,Fearul,Arron.......al
lot more.Had abit Of Training & A Match,kinda lost,2-0,but the shot that Sherwin was not sure,so we all take it as no goal.Lol Azlan Keep On Asking Me to push up.Was Damn Fun Lor,Its Not 11 Guys Chasing after a ball!!!!

UG day!

Lol Yesterday(Friday)was a very very dirty dirty day cos All the UGs(Uniformed Groups)went to this UG Day where everyone mixes with other ppl.was damn fun llah,we all in the field roll inside the mud!!!!!!!So Muddy cos be4 that i rained.Then Everyone played Mud War Where everyone would throw each other Mud,Lol Haikal Was the worst lor everyone throw mud at him,i was also filled with alot of Mud!!!!Stupid Liyana threw Mud on my face!!!!!!!Well,Take It as facial lors?!?!?!?stupid juniors too throw throw at everyone,then that Eldrich keep putting his muddy hand prints on ppl's butt,So WTF.so during the skit was damn Fun,But SOME PEOPLE PANG SEH not me,but the whole UG group,which Is,N.N!!!!!!!!!!!!This Time You Mass PS OK?I love the NPCC skit & Campfire MUHAHAHAHAHA GB took our idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shi Jie's colleague is Lilian while Wei Liang's colleague Is Mandy,Working together,Pang Shi Jie Is the Tain Shi(angel)(but In chinese Its Shit From The sky)YAY!!!NPCC WON THE MOST funniest Skit,SEE?TabS!!!i Tell YOu to Aim for second U dont want,see thats for being too greedy,BB the skit was GAY cos Jasmine was kirby,LOL BB no Girls,The Most Particapation award Goes to NCDCC cos They were the only group to have audience particapation.Ohh Yeah I won An Award Too for the top4 UG groups!!whie N.N has 2nd(sliver)LOL shake shake hand with Mr Ong.Zacki Was There but he was rather neutral that day,(phew)So NPCC kena made to clean the toilets,Dammmit!Stinky Mud everywhere,But Managed to clean up the place,Ajilansha said Zacki Was quite happy for the cleaning Of the toilets(another Phew) If Next Year Have this hor I really Want to go again lor I dont mind Dirtying my clothes!!!!!!!IT WAs Damn Fun,Throwing 'SHIT' At everyone,Joel Lim Was the most cleanest there?!?!?!?!?Darren's Bro Was there too then i oso throw shit at him!!!!!!Fun lars?!?!?!?!I want to go another TimE!!!!

UG Games Day

so....lol my tag board became so Sharonish?!?!?!?!anyways yesterday i went for the skit training,where the NPCC sec 1&2 have to go & perform in the school for this campfire night.The Topic Is about -The Anchor Of Intergrity,Lame right?!?!?So we all Had Alot Of Fun Where i would play as the BB(Bad Boy)With Zaheer which we would bully the small Sec1 boy!!Fun Lah,play play play So Ltr I will be Like Going To school To act & PLay,NPCC Is so Gonna Trash GB,BB & NCDCC MUHAHAHAHAHA, NPCC(National Phua Chu Cheng) Roxs!!!!!!!!

Finally I'm Gonna be in Express!!

Yay!!I'm Finally Got My results Its rather okok lah except i had only failed one subject-Chinese,Which its like o Wtf OUR Whole Class Failed The Compo Which Its Like suicidal None Of Us Could Pass......So WTF,While The rest Of the Subjects I passsed I Like My Maths Paper 2 I got 32/50 Which is like to me thre best i ever Had in secondary School,So Today Finally Got The ClaSS pHOTO,Many Many Photographs Except For Dawn & Zane. So Happy too Yesterday Just Received $4 Macdonald's Voucher,from Ms Chia Cos Me,Dylan & Arjun Are Kind,Helpful & Loving Souls That Make This Foul World A Better Place,By Teaching The younger Generation Excel In Their Exams(PSLE)See?!?!?!I So Good Right?I Belive I Must Have Came From Heaven!!!Oh Yeaah I'm Staying In Express Stream!!!So Happy but I dunno Whether I can Get My Wanted Subjects! Look At 2J's Class Photos!!!So Nice!2J Rocks!Excpet Sally Wasnt Here,but u look at Dawn & Just Imagine abit & she will look like Sally le Lor!!!Long Lost Sisters!!! Subjects.A-Maths,E-Maths,Chemistry........alot alot!!!!Can You Practice What You Preach?!?!?!?!Look At The PhotoS!!!!!2J Rocks!!E

Finally I'm Gonna be in Express!!

Yay!!I'm Finally Got My results Its rather okok lah except i had only failed one subject-Chinese,Which its like o Wtf OUR Whole Class Failed The Compo Which Its Like suicidal None Of Us Could Pass......So WTF,While The rest Of the Subjects I passsed I Like My Maths Paper 2 I got 32/50 Which is like to me thre best i ever Had in secondary School,So Today Finally Got The ClaSS pHOTO,Many Many Photographs Except For Dawn & Zane. So Happy too Yesterday Just Received $4 Macdonald's Voucher,from Ms Chia Cos Me,Dylan & Arjun Are Kind,Helpful & Loving Souls That Make This Foul World A Better Place,By Teaching The younger Generation Excel In Their Exams(PSLE)See?!?!?!I So Good Right?I Belive I Must Have Came From Heaven!!!Oh Yeaah I'm Staying In Express Stream!!!So Happy but I dunno Whether I can Get My Wanted Subjects.A-Maths,E-Maths,Chemistry........alot alot!!!!

Ops I forgot!!

Ehh Today I got Nothing Much To post Because I kinda Forgot wat & where Did I go On Saturday & Yesterday,I Knew It Was A fun Day But I cannot Seriously Remember!so Too Bad Lors I cannot remember Even How Hard I try.

Don't Lie's Lyrics:

[WILL]
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Hey, baby my nose is getting big
I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs
Now you say your trust's getting weaker
Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper
And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson
And I really think you ought to know the truth
Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more
But after I did it I don't know what I did it for
I admit that I have been a little immature
Fucking with your heart like I was the predator
In my book of lies I was the editor
And the author
I forged my signature
And now I apologise for what I did to you
Cos what you did to me I did to you

[FERGIE]
No,no, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie
No, no, no, no, yeah, you know, know, know, know, you gotta try
What you gonna do when it all comes out
When I really see you & what you're all about

No, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie
Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you gotta try

[APL]
She said I'm leaving
Cos she can't take the pain
It's hard to continue this love it ain't the same
Can't forget the things that I've done inside her brain
Too many lies committed too many games
She feeling like a fool getting on the last train
Trying to maintain but the feeling won't change
I'm sorry for the things that I've done and what I became
Caught up in living my life in the fast lane
Blinded by lights, cameras, you know the fame
I don't know the reason why I did these things

[APL and FERGIE]
And I lie and I lie and I lie and I lie
And now our emotions are drained
Cos I lie and I lie and a little lie lie
And now your emotions are drained

[FERGIE]
No, no, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie (no, don't you lie)
No, no, no, no, yeah, you know, know, know, know, you gotta try (got to try, got to try)
What you gonna do when it all comes out (what you gonna do baby)
When I really see you & what you're all about
Nonono babe, no, no, no, no don't lie
Because you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, gotta try

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ba da ba da ba da ba da badabada

[TABOO]
Yo, I'm lying to my girl
Even though I love her
And she all in my world
I give her all my attention and diamonds & pearls
She's the one who makes me feel on top of the world
Still I lie to my girl, I do it

[APL and FERGIE]
And I lie and I lie and I lie till there's no turning back
I don't know why, (and I lie and I lie till I don't know who I am)

Lol Cute Video About-My First Crush

Balls Of Fury

I'm Back!!!After Watching A movie-Balls Of Fury! Dumb Show But i Find It Too fast,Still Like LOTR the most cos like the movie,Story cast...........anyways Balls Of Fury is quite dumb but nice,Lol the Dragon Is so China.....I like the blind man.I went To watch with me,Jon Ng,AL,AO,Sharon,Ranjeeta,Jedi & Selene.........then after the show me & Ng went bck home cos Ng Need To celebrate his dad's Birthday & I hate being the only guy!

FREEDOM!!!!

HAS!!!!Its Finally freedom,exams are finally over,i feel more pressure in my head cos if the results.Today to me,the math paper was like hard & quite some question didn't do at all.
Finally have no more exams!!Sry hor i haven't blog a while cos i too lazy 'studying'(Playing Computer Games)Finally over got time to play my com More & Play PS2,play play play,Pang Gang!!!!

Black Eyed Peas+Inconsolable-backstreet boys

Nah!Here You Gags Go Black Eyed Peas-Where Is The Love,Found it nice so post it.
Can you practice what you preach,Can you practice what you preach,Can you practice what you preach,Can you practice what you preach,Can you practice what you preach?& yeah today had A science paper,look what my mom got?If U dunno what it is???its a limited edition branded edition,Designer,from London,sell at e-bay can sell for few hundreds although my mom got it free. okok lah then this week's song-Inconsolable By Backstreet Boys

Inconsolable Lyrics

I close the door
Like so many times, so many times before
Filmed like a scene on the cutting room floor
I wanna let you walk away tonight without a word

I try to sleep, yeah
But the clock is stuck on thoughts of you and me
A thousand more regrets unraveling
OOoh, if you were here right now,
I swear I'd tell you this

[Chorus:]
Baby I don't wanna waste another day
Keepin it inside, it's killing me
Cause all I ever wanted comes right down to you (to you)
I wish that I could find the words to say
Baby I would tell you, every time you leave
I'm inconsolable

I climb the walls, yeah
I can see the edge,
But I can't take the fall, no
I've memorized the number
So why can't I make the call
Maybe cause I know you'll always be with me
In the possibility

[Chorus]

No, no, no

I don't wanna be like this
I just wanna let you know
That everything I hold in
Is everything I can't let go (oooh, can't let go)

Cause BABAYYYYY

[Chorus]

Don't you know it baby
I don't wanna waste another day
I wish that I could find the words to say
Baby I would tell you, every time you leave
I'm inconsolable

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oooh, I'm inconsolable
Whoaa yeah
I'm inconsolable

Converse!!

Yes! The Day I've waiting for the half of the year has came!!!Its The Converse Sale!!I Just Came Back From The sale,Spent $214 in total.Total Bought 4 outing Shoes & 1 School shoe(wonder if i can wear cos its like the color hor......its like issit acceptable?!?!)so i choing straight away as soon i heard that there was a converse sale.Actually I had alot to buy in my mind lor but due to the $$$$$ so no choice,had to buy these few shoes lor,I love converse!!!!! I actually had a nice & cool Pair of Converse Shoe the lor but kenna stolen,WTF i HATe that person who stole my shoe,so today i bought the same designs,same coluor watever ,everything the same!!I also bought some Nice T-Shirts,Pants,Shoe Lace,Socks.......many more lah,Converse Things Worth $214,Its Worth It cos I'm A converse Fan!!!!!!!

Never Undeestimate Joel

hEY!Never Never Underestimate Joel Lim Okies?!?!?!?!?!Hes Capable Of Jamming The Whole Traffic System Of Singapore,Pro Right?!?!?!?!Seee It All Started Out As a Normal Day,After The Maths Paper Which Was Abit Hard But Still Can Ta-Han,Become A VEry Exciting & Pai-Seh Day For Me & Joel.Seee,While Talking To Joel Normal,He Accidentally Pushed The Emergency Button In The MRT,Then The Whole Train Stop,At Simei & Loudspeaker Comes Out Saying-"Cabin 07422,is everything alright?????then lol som many staff of the MRT & Some Policemen came in lol scary lah.they All Thought It was A Bomb Or Something,Then Joel Explained & I went out with them,They Recorded Joel's Particulars.....They Say They Wont Report Or Call His Parents,Just To Record Down.So then After recording Me & Joel took the train Bck l damn Pai-seh ,but was kinda Funny.

2 Good news

hey i'm bck!!!!ehhh today got 2 good news!!!!!!!!,i'm getting another nephew in another 2 months or so,so i'm kinda excited,new nephew again now got 2 nephews,2 nieces,so now got 3nephews & 2 nieces.so happy agian but still dunno the name.Yesterday i went to attend my Uncle's wedding Yay got a new Aunt.:Poso there got good food to enjoy,expensive stuff ok,it was held in Sheraton Hotel,very luxurious the,so grand,the ceiling so shiny,shine till ur eyes can go blind for staring there like a dumb arse.it was damn nicely posh lor,think hor if the glass break sure pek-chek the might as well just jump off the window liao.The Food was okok lah,can eat,(its Expensive Stuff)like expensive fish,shark fin but i'm a kinda Anti-Shark Fin,person.but hor i always kenna forced to eat the sharks fin cos my parents always say dont waste the food,man its like eating Shit while i have to smile,eating happily(acting)in front of everyone. I Like the grand Entrance of my uncle & Aunt,look "Smoke,Smoke"so cool & cooling,reminds me of a scene in the lord of the rings episode 1,bad guy come then come out "smoke,smoke",see that baby?!?!?!its my Newest Baby Cousin,Named Joyce Chong Yi Xuan,ehhh still young so not really much hair,look at her hand!!!!,its so small!!!!the back ground of the stage is so shiny.Man!!!I cant wait for my new nephew!!!!